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Another Untidy CornerThings Tend To Get Messy.... 4月14日 Magical tax day! is tomorrowI've decided that if I could draw anything, I would draw character sketches of literary figures. Either that or really attractive men. Or possibly tigers... Hmm.
On an unrelated note, I own a fish. One of those beta fish. The pretty ones that Walmart the Evile keeps in dank little puddles. Where the DUECE are the fish rights activists? I mean really. And in the bigger tanks, stiff little bodies swirl aimlessly, softly decaying. Okay wow. Didn't mean to start a rant. O_O The point is, I own a fish. And his name is Count Vladimir (or just Vlad, for short. ^_^). And he brings much joy into my small life! His completely expressionless face, pressed against the glass, framed by furiously waving fins, makes my heart go EEEE!!! in happy fangirl adoration. I wrote him a poem.
Is that not firm evidence I need a life? 4月10日 Fire LobsterThe first result for the google search "lobster on fire" was about the Fire Lobster, apparently a lovable instructor on the subject of fire safety, beloved of children everywhere, complete with comb over. Oh Lord. Do children know how they cook lobsters? Is that how they are instructed on the dangers of fire?!!? It's important to know these things.
Remember children: stay out of boiling water. o_O Omigawd I've got AGE!My birthday happened, Lord 'a mercy. I am now 20, firmly free of all childish tendencies (obviously). So, to celebrate my maturity I dressed punk. O! The dirty looks I got! It was a good day. ^_^
Rats. This was supposedly to be an Enlightened Work to fully showcase my wit and intelligence. Instead, I find myself wondering what I used to fill my blogs with.... I suppose I could always jot down random words to get me more search results... Bush hating! pr0nz! Britney Spears! Lobsters on fire!!!!11!1 .....actually, I now need to go google that last one. I'll let you know what turns up. ^_^ 3月8日 Fetishes??!So you know how it goes. It's the internet, so it's bound to happen. You know, the random invites from semi-clad females, using terrible grammar, to me she'd like to chat. Well anyway I got one recently. For this site. L. O. L. She said liked my picture (apparently I look "kinda cute, but it's hard to tell on the internet"). Oh woman, you have no idea. I maybe the model of lemur perfection, but I don't "chat" outside my species. Sorry.
Pardon whilst I laugh at the Grand Stupidity of the Blank Masses. 1月26日 So this is the new year...Comrades! Allow me to bestow An Update. ^_^
It may not be particularly interesting but yes. I am an English major. What am I going to do with said major? First you must ask can something be done with it. I could teach, I suppose. Not so appealing. Now editing! That's better. Although... if I had my choice of careers I would write and illustrate children's stories. Yeeeeees. In the meantime I flail. A lot. College seems to encourage that sort of behavior. "Please compare Dryden's dialogue style with Plato's." .....Plato wrote dialogues, did he? Good to know. Oh well. All my teachers look at me with fondness--although I'm not sure if it's because I am actually doing well or because I'm failing in an endearing manner.
Hmmm... let's see let's see. Oh! My job! Yeah, being an English reader is the Best. They give us much free tea!! Approved!
I'm in five classes this quarter. There's History of England (which I had no previous knowledge of, so this is very satisfying), Survey of English and American Literature (my teacher is petite, female, and scary as all get out. Absolutely love her, but she puts the fear of God in me), College Writing (my teacher is Everything I Want To Be In Life), German (ahahah! the male to female ratio is sooooo very gratifying!), and Aerobic Rhythms.
Aerobic Rhythms deserves a bit of commentary. First what we must ask ourselves: just what IS this class? It's a mix of step aeroibcs, water aerobics, and some assorted things of death. Not all at once, thank goodness. My teacher is a work of art. She's thin, blonde, fit (hot), sanguine, vegan, and she wears a tight top and a headset. In other words she is the Stereotype. She even says all the encouraging phrases (we're always "doing great." I'm just thrilled I haven't passed out yet).
The weather here is very depressing. So. Very. There's a thin coating of ice sealing everything with a sturdy layer of Certain Doom. Someone make it stop!!!
And, since it is now 10:54 and I haven't really eaten anything since lunch, I'm going to go nurse a mug of comfort soup. Is there a more satisfying verb with which to consume liquids than "nurse"? I propose there is not.
Love&Peaches!
Saa-san 9月4日 11I start college (again! hah!) in less than two weeks. Sorta. But let's not actually explain aything, shall we? ^_^ My major is undecided but will probably end up being English. Mmmm.... Ennnnglisssssh. I have a job all lined up in the English Department, by the way. I'm gonna be a reader, which is kinda impressive for a freshman. And thus, I am freaked out. Very. 'Cause I'll most likely be grading my friend's papers. Not that that's awkward or anything.
Hum, my summer... was spent mostly at college, working on 12 credits. Good for me. So I have now been enjoying my mircosummer of about 6 weeks. How sad. I went to Colorado with Ca-chan, though. We visited her grandparent's ghost town. Very fun, very un-shower-y. Man it's nice to be clean again!
Hrmm... what else have I been up to? Graduated, but that's not interesting. Ooo! Ooo! I left bread all around town with two of my friends when we should have been studying! That was fun! Huh. Can't really think of anything else to say. O_O Surely my life isn't THAT dull, is it?? Well, I'm sure I'll come up with something to complain about before long.
Much love!
Saa-san
9月3日 ...were titles always required??Hi people! I exist. Still. Or again. You know, I seriously forgot I had/have a blog. Wow that's sad. I'm free (read: graduated) of the school that wouldn't let me look at my blog so I guess I can use this again.... Man there's a lot to say! Annnnnd none of it sounds interesting. More at 11. PS I.... I... I love you. *blush* Sometimes. ^_^ 12月20日 Even I don't know why....I have no idea why but I wanna fill this out...... something must be broken!
Tee-hee! That was fun. ........right? By the way, spell check thinks that "internet" needs to be capitalized. Ha! Stupid Gore.
Oh dear goodness!! *sob sob*Look at you all.... you left me comments. Even though I wasn't here to read them... I... I... feel so LOVED. *sob, wail* Perhaps this is the Christmas-y spirit that everyone fruitlessly seeks... Yes, I am still a cynic. Huzzah.
So this is how life's been: manless. Er... shouldn't just come out and admit it, should I? Oh well. Whatever. It matters not. The point is um... Well anyway school's busy. Or I am. Because of school. Hey!! I took archery!!! For P.E. credit. It was brilliant fun. You have no idea. My arrows usually ended up behind the target... pointing towards the target. I have no clue how I got that talented. And I was absolutely the worst one out there. Somehow, this endeared me to all present. The camaraderie was well-meant, I'm sure.
So how'd you do today?
Not bad! I got 200! How'd you do, Saa-san?
20!
WOW!! Your best yet! Good job!!
....Yeah, and the sad thing is that's no exaggeration.
The other great thing in my life is AP English. Heh heh.... Ah the pure joy of reading poetry...and then beating your classmates senseless because they disagree with your interpretation (there are only two possiblities, by the way: love or death. All poems mean one or the other). Wanna know just how much of an English nerd I am? I took the textbook home with me... so I can read it over break.... *sigh* Someone should stop me.
Oh guess what! I got to play the new Zelda game yesterday! It equals heart. Yes, all those other things that are supposed to bring you happiness well... they're probably right. But add this to the list anyway. It's so beautiful....
So now I need to go do penance. Or something. Probably go play Zelda... go perform some other mind improving task. Yeah. Love and peaches...
9月1日 SchoooolSchool's started. Blah, blah. It does that, you know. But this year I'm living in the dorm (I'm a senior in high school, by the way). And the internet in the dorm ain't workin' at the moment. Nor has it all week. My life is so afflicted with misery 'n woe. And internet-less-ness. And homework! Geez-sha-neez. Must work. But since I finally was able to give y'all a howdy I thought I would. Much love. Please send sympathy and donuts (yes! it's donut season again!!). |
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